why didn't you poke me back
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
