Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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