he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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