Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
and you fell through a lawn chair
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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