Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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