this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
of course. lets lasso hookers.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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