I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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