After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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