operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I am naked and annoyed.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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