It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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