Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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