The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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