You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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