god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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