'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
