just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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