i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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