She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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