You're my little dorito
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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