I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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