Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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