I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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