just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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