Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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