And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
