im drinking this country out of the recession.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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