You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Less talking, more tequila
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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