Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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