Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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