This is not my ceiling
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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