I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
