and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
