D3 body, D1 cock
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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