did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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