So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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