i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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