I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We're not piercing ourselves today.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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