if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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