grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
this is an emotional support booty call
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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