you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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