just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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