I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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