yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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