It's just like the Real World with babies
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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