Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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