I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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