Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Blood and glitter go together right?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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