We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
