Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I understand Curling. That high.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
