But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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