have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
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