Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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