You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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