from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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