He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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