My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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